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-#  Mastodon Glitch Edition  #
+# Monsterfork
 
->   Now with automated deploys!
+| *[Monsterpit](https://monsterpit.net/about/more) is a community of creatures and critters*
+| *For those who love monsters to be monsters they love.*
+| *Whether fur, scale, or skin; whether plural or ‘kin–*
+| *If you don’t feel quite human, come!*
+| *You’ll fit right on in.*
 
-[![Build Status](https://img.shields.io/circleci/project/github/glitch-soc/mastodon.svg)][circleci]
+Monsterfork is a... well... fork of [Glitch-Soc](https://glitch-soc.github.io) used on [Monsterpit](https://monsterpit.net/about).  It focuses on adding a *monstrous* number of community features with wild abandon along with improved accessibility, better moderation tools, and more user privacy options.
 
-[circleci]: https://circleci.com/gh/glitch-soc/mastodon
+## Non-exhaustive feature list
 
-So here's the deal: we all work on this code, and then it runs on dev.glitch.social and anyone who uses that does so absolutely at their own risk. can you dig it?
+### Identity
+- [Signatures](https://monsterpit.blog/monsterpit-bangtags/i-am)
+- Account switching
 
-- You can view documentation for this project at [glitch-soc.github.io/docs/](https://glitch-soc.github.io/docs/).
-- And contributing guidelines are available [here](CONTRIBUTING.md) and [here](https://glitch-soc.github.io/docs/contributing/).
+### Advanced
+- [Bangtag macros](https://monsterpit.blog/monsterpit-bangtags)
+
+### Privacy
+- [Sharekeys](https://monsterpit.blog/monsterpit-bangtags/sharekey-new)
+- Self-destructing posts
+- Optional public profile pages and ActivityPub outbox
+- Option to limit the length of time posts are avaiable
+
+### Accessibility
+- Media descriptions shown as captions in UI by default
+- High-contrast visibility icons by default
+- UI element size and spacing options
+
+### Boundries
+- Respect "don't `@` me"
+- All threads can be muted
+
+### Anxiety reduction
+- No metrics in the UI
+- Additional post and thread filtering options
+- Granular visibility options
+- [Community-curated world timeline](https://monsterpit.blog/monsterpit-creature-comforts/world-timeline)
+
+### Publishing
+- Delayed posts
+- Queued boosts
+- Formatting (BBdown, BBcode, Markdown, HTML, console, plain)
+- Arbitary attachments
+
+### Tagging
+- Scoped tags (`#monsters.kobolds`, `#local.minotaur.den` `#self.drafts`)
+- Unlisted tags (`#.hidden`)
+- Retroactive tagging (`#!parent:tag:art`)
+- Out-of-body tags
+- Glitch-Soc bookmarks as a tag (`#self.bookmarks`)
+
+### Imports
+- Users can add their own custom emoji
+- Emoji can be imported from other posts (`#!parent:emoji`) or threads (`#!thread:emoji`)
+- Post importing from other ActivityPub software (currently text only)
+
+### Moderation
+- Additional policies (force unlisted, force sensitive, reject unknown)
+- Moderator bangtags (`#!admin:silence`, `#!admin:suspend`, `#!admin:reset`, ...)
+- New admin transparancy log system, posted under a tag
+- Domain policy comments and list (`https://instance.site/policies`)
+
+### Safety
+- Graylist-based federation by default
+- Domain suspensions include subdomains
+- Can block malicious servers by ActivityPub object propreties
+- Tools to block resource requests (see `/dist`)